- lesbian archer elf with cute ass pixie cut
- gay mage with mustache trying to fix his home nation
- warrior lady with cute accent and hero worship who takes no shit
- bisexual freckled antivan diplomat lady with strong eyebrow game
- bald elf mage hippie nerd
- kickass fabulous horn-wearing mage lady
- pansexual horned bara with ptsd
- white french/austrian dude
- an extra hour in the ball pit
The Amour of Armor.
Painting originally in an Iranian story-book.
What Joker has been trying to do for years, Hal Jordan accomplishes through sheer incompetence: making Batman laugh.
I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist
By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.
Nick Fury is always late to the weekly SHIELD briefings that they hold in the big auditorium and so to cover his ass Victoria Hand always does her own little “pre-presentation” as a warm up, she’s got slides and everything
Except that her presentation always starts with “The Current State of the Gay Agenda” and just devolves from there
She makes a weekly list of SHIELD agents that are getting fat and it’s usually just Maria Hill and Maria yells “up yours, Tori” from wherever she’s sitting
She lists the hookups that have happened between agents in the past week and 95% of it is just her and pretty new recruits that don’t know any better
Halfway through she does a bit about how Clint Barton fucked up this week and if he could please leave the auditorium, just get the fuck out of her sight please and thank you
She usually ends the meeting by setting goals for the Gay Agenda this week and then complaining about the food in the lunch room and at this point Nick Fury will have wandered into the auditorium late as always and she goes “Ladies and gentlemen Director Fury!” Every single time like he’s presenting a fucking award
At some point someone asks him why Victoria even gets to do an opening presentation and he’s like “because she has important things to say!” And everyone just side eyes him but he’s not fucking admitting that he’s always late to the meetings
Jellyfish float around in an illuminated tank listlessly. Taken at the S.E.A. Aquarium at Resorts World Sentosa, Singapore.
Every time someone says to you that “RACISM IS OVER”.
Show them this: The 2014 slave market-place on Brazil, where Haitian immigrants are searching for work but all they find is slavers posing as help.
FAVOURITE MASS EFFECT LOCATIONS: PRAGIA
The jungle-planet Pragia is overrun by choking hypergrowth caused by industrially mutated plant species. This, combined with its relative isolation and lack of population, has made Pragia an occasional base of operations for drug runners, weapons smugglers, pirates, mercenaries, terrorists, and intelligence agents seeking secrecy. Sustained habitation on Pragia is extremely difficult; mutant and even poisonous plant life can overgrow colonies in days instead of years.
every time a new dragon age comes out i’m like “i’m gonna start with something other than human male warrior” but lo and behold